I’m a pretty kitty catfish
I don’t have paws to go pit-a-pat
I have whiskers on my face
And I look like a kitty cat
I’m a parrotfish
And I live in the coral reef
I’m known ‘round here as “Cattle of the Sea”
There’s something I have that’s quite unique
My front teeth are shaped like a beak
I’m a witty kitty catfish
I don’t drink milk and I don’t eat fish
I have a tail that’s not too fat
And I swim like a kitty cat
I’m a cowfish
And I have four long horns
I’m the funniest looking fish around
If you try to catch me with your hands
I’ll make a grunting sound
I’m a snitty kitty catfish
I don’t meow, I don’t purr
And I don’t believe in chasing mice
Cause I don’t think it’s very nice
I’m a zebrafish
I have poisonous spines
I spread them out in the shape of a fan
I’m beautiful with my pretty stripes
Hey, you’d better keep away
Don’t touch me, man!
I’m a catfish
I am a parrotfish
I’m a cowfish
I am a zebrafish
Don’t be naïve, you must believe
Appearances can deceive
Don’t believe everything you see