Humans: Roaches are everywhere They hide almost anywhere Roach: Scritch! Scrotch! Scritch! I make a scratching sound As I run across the ground I come out mostly at night Cos I do not like the light Mrs Mop: I hear a scratching roach Get him!... get him!... get him!... get him! Get Him! Humans: Roaches are everywhere They hide almost anywhere Roach: Scritch! Scrotch! Scritch! I’ve got spines along my legs For unwelcome visitors I’ve got hard wings on the front To protect from predators Mrs Mop: I see that running roach Get him!... get him!... get him!... get him! Get Him! Humans: Roaches are everywhere They hide almost anywhere Mrs Mop: Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! I’ll stomp that running roach Soon as I see him approach [Wow!] He’s run into a crack Bet he won’t dare come on back Roach: Scritch! Scrotch! Scritch! Scrotch! You missed me - nuh! nuh! nuh! I....will.... be.... back.... at dark! Hee! hee! hee! hee! hee! hee! hee!