Itchy Flea: I’m a flea jumping through the plants I’ve been waiting for the chance To land on my friend Nance Make her do the itchy dance Itchyman: He’s a ten legged flea, he’s not an insect He can use his legs to itch, what do you expect? Nance: I’m Nance and I am itchin’ on my nose And my tummy and on my toes I’ll do the itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy dance Scratch wherever the itchy flea goes I’ll do the itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy dance Til I’ve shaken him right out of my clothes Itchy Flea: I’ve jumped off my friend Nance Now I’ve got the chance To jump onto her friend Lance Make him do the itchy dance Iychyman: He’s a ten legged flea, he’s not an insect He can use his legs to itch, what do you expect? Lance: I’m Lance and I am itchin’ on my nose And my tummy and on my toes I’ll do the itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy dance Scratch wherever the itchy flea goes I’ll do the itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy dance Til I’ve shaken him right out of my clothes Itchy Flea: I’ve jumped off my friend Lance Now I’ve got the chance To jump onto his best friend Prance Make him do the itchy dance Itchyman: He’s a ten legged flea, he’s not an insect He can use his legs to itch, what do you expect? Prance: Rufff, rufff, rufff, rufff, rufff Rufff, rufff, rufff, rufff, rufff (itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy dance) Rufff, rufff, rufff, rufff, rufff (itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy dance) Rufff, rufff, rufff, rufff, rufff Itchy Flea: I’ve jumped off my best friend Prance Now I’ve got the chance To jump back into the plants And forget the itchy dance Prance: Rufff!